tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-391026052555134300.post758666744583513862..comments2024-03-27T10:15:26.060-05:00Comments on Scratching to Escape: My Logical SolutionJesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15969361446367636746noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-391026052555134300.post-46525449876287217882015-03-15T08:32:44.061-05:002015-03-15T08:32:44.061-05:00My first thoughts were of tear gas, water cannons,...My first thoughts were of tear gas, water cannons, and thousands of armed police officers. That would be fodder for the "cause". <br /><br />Skunks are the logical choice, since they're black, and white, generally harmless, and people respect them more than they respect their fellow humans. Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15969361446367636746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-391026052555134300.post-35419892481283045862015-03-15T07:22:37.549-05:002015-03-15T07:22:37.549-05:00haha! Your vertical brain is uniquely gifted for j...haha! Your vertical brain is uniquely gifted for just such twisted solutions. I cracked up at the visual of the skunk patrol "crop dusting" the fleeing protestors. DaBladehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16160781062081889980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-391026052555134300.post-80656489697072880332015-03-13T16:52:28.322-05:002015-03-13T16:52:28.322-05:00One skunk would do, but a few hundred would guaran...One skunk would do, but a few hundred would guarantee panic. Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15969361446367636746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-391026052555134300.post-45492204551674052702015-03-13T16:47:50.331-05:002015-03-13T16:47:50.331-05:00Actually, just one skunk might do the trick.
I wa...Actually, just one skunk might do the trick.<br /><br />I was camping with a few friends once and we were gathered around the campfire with a few adult beverages when a lone skunk came wandering through. I spotted him first and told everybody to stay calm. Don't panic and don't move! Everyone followed that advice. The skunk sniffed around a bit - he might have been hoping we would offer him a beer - but he soon lost interest and moved on. About 15 minutes later, suddenly, a few campsites over, panic and pandemonium ensued. I will leave you to picture what happens when that advice is *not* followed. (That campsite and several around it had to be abandoned.) Fortunately, it was far enough away from us that we were okay. Oh, and dogs and skunks don't mix well.<br />Royhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10108430731483801350noreply@blogger.com