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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

My Advice to Rob about Kristen

You have two things to be grateful for:

-Her booty call didn't drink all your beer.
-You didn't marry her and THEN find out she likes some strange every now and then

Now, do the smart thing and move on, unless you like the idea a moment of passion may expose you to something that antibiotics won't cure.

5 comments:

  1. "...some strange..."
    I haven't heard it called that since.... well, since back in the Olden Days when I was the strange. :)

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  2. Who's Rob and Kristen??? I here on a 'need to know' basis, and I need to know!

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  3. The "Twilight" series stars. One's a vampire and the other is not.

    Both look like they need an afternoon in the sun and a sandwich.

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  4. Ah, now I understand. I didn't even know they were married, now I'm being inundated with their divorce.

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