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Friday, October 12, 2012

Telepathy and Turn Signals

I'm not telepathic, which is why I don't know someone is turning, if their turn signal isn't on. I know this may surprise some drivers, but it's true. It's also true the same drivers would be wondering what happened if I was telekinetic.

2 comments:

  1. While you're at it, can you turn off the turn signal in the Buick up ahead? It's been on for about three miles now.

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  2. I wish, although I'd probably need to ask commissions from auto mechanics for their increased business.

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