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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Oh Really?

I saw a sign on a building on the way home:

WARNING! THESE PREMISES ARE PROTECTED BY ELECTRONIC SURVEILLANCE!

....and all this time I thought the building was protected by rabid weasels with binoculars.

2 comments:

  1. Have you ever noticed that the more cars are in the front yard, up on blocks, surrounded by old washers and lawn mowers, there's always a BEWARE OF THE DOG sign next to TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT.

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  2. Yep. If the dog doesn't get you, they'll shoot you as you run...if they haven't been drinking.

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