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Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Malaise
You know the feeling. The sinuses are out of sorts. Not a headache, but the precursor. Feeling tired; even though you had enough rest.
I don't know what it is; maybe sinus; but I'll take an antihistimine and retire early.
That reminds me of the man that went to the doctor with chronic headaches:
Doctor: "The only was this will end is if I remove your scrotum"
The man hesitates, remembers the agony and finally concedes.
Three weeks after the surgery, he decides to buy a new suit to celebrate his relief from the pain. His regular clerk asks: "Would you like to add some socks and underwear? "
The man replies: "I sure would. My socks are size 10 and my briefs are 34 inch waist.
The clerk responds: "I wouldn't recommend the briefs, since they're a size below your waist. If you wear them that tight, it will give you terrible headaches."
or could be your boot strap is loose.
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me of the man that went to the doctor with chronic headaches:
DeleteDoctor: "The only was this will end is if I remove your scrotum"
The man hesitates, remembers the agony and finally concedes.
Three weeks after the surgery, he decides to buy a new suit to celebrate his relief from the pain. His regular clerk asks: "Would you like to add some socks and underwear? "
The man replies: "I sure would. My socks are size 10 and my briefs are 34 inch waist.
The clerk responds: "I wouldn't recommend the briefs, since they're a size below your waist. If you wear them that tight, it will give you terrible headaches."
I feel the same way tonight. The last time I felt this way, I ended up with two injections and four prescriptions.
ReplyDeleteMy sinuses are better this morning. Hopefully, any creeping crud will stay away this season.
DeleteIt's a common condition.
ReplyDeleteThe technical term is Autumn.