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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Name Tags

To Debbie, with the insulted expression, whom's name is embroidered on her work blouse:

I was looking for your name so I could be polite and say "Thank you Debbie" I was not looking at your large breasts, or notice that they were almost falling out because your top two buttons weren't buttoned. 

2 comments:

  1. I don't know why this made me laugh, but it did...

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  2. I have been known to look directly at a nametag, repeat the name, and then ask "What do you call the other one?"
    They never have a name for it. No forethought anymore.

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