In my world, that I like to think as normal, devastation is when a family member has an unexpected illness, or accident. That, or something like a severe weather event leaves people homeless, or suffering from the loss of a family member.
Not in Hollywood. Apparently, since Anne Hathaway gave a photographer a glimpse of here hoo-hoo, while leaving a car, she is finding the event devastating. All I can say is that it's a good thing a boob didn't fall out during the process. If that had happened, she'd have been forced to spend days on the talk shows and write a book about the horrible experience.
So Mom's advice still holds water: "Be sure you're wearing clean underpants!" Or, bare minimum, underpants at all. Hell, even a loincloth or a fig leaf would've prevented this "tragedy"...
ReplyDeleteIf accidental flashing is supposed to be devastating, I should have spontaneously combusted by now.
ReplyDeleteAfter getting battery acid on the seat of a pair of pants, I flashed for at least an hour as my butt cheeks were cooled by the unrestricted wind.
ReplyDeleteI should write a book, go on the talk shows, start a personal counseling web site and make a few million bucks preying on the insecurities of the gullible.
I'm going to have some fun with this.
ReplyDeleteOh...Merry Christmas, by the way.