I saw Santa today. I know you might be saying to yourself: "There's no way.", but it was him; same beard, face, ruddy complexion and belly.
He was wearing a t-shirt and jeans, waiting at a light and looked as though he didn't have a care in the world.
I didn't see Rudolph. I'm guessing he was back at the hotel, soaking up some air conditioning. I can understand that. Reindeer don't seem to be acclimated for 90 degree temperatures.
I've often wondered what Santa did in the off season. Now I know.
ReplyDeleteIn Galveston, too. I'm guessing it's the beach and bikini holders.
DeleteI am constantly finding celebrities, sports stars, rock stars or dead people's doppelgangers whenever the wife drags me to Walmart. They try to disguise themselves but we aren't fooled. I've yet to see santa, but I guess him being in Texas explains it.
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen Elvis at Walmart, but I'm betting it's because I wasn't paying attention.
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