We don't need bombs; we need coat hangers. Why? Because coat hangers are much more dangerous than bombs.
If we dropped thousands on our enemies, within seconds, they'd be so tangled up in coat hangers, they couldn't move. They would beg for wire cutters and never want to fight us again.
Gee.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why I never thought of that.
It's so simple.
DeleteI'm in. I even have a pile of hangers to donate. If I can untangle 'em.
ReplyDeleteWatch yourself, as you do so. Coat hangers are dangerous.
DeleteA deodorant bomb would work too.Those folks are terrified of it apparently... If we contaminated enough of the earth with deodorant we'd have have many enemy free zones in America and across the world.
ReplyDeleteI walked into a convenience store that was so full of body odor, I turned and left.
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