I think I need a squirrel trap. If there isn't what I envision, I have a good idea that involves bird seed, a good spring door, some heavy cord, and little patience. The only problem I have is what I should do with the squirrels after capture. I have some ideas:
- Make gumbo.
- Take them down the street, and release them in the neighbors yard.
- Catch a few, and teach them how to ride little bicycles, and jump through tiny hoops.
- Build an elaborate system, and let them run on wheels to generate electricity.
There are probably more things I could do with squirrels, but sending them to Washington, D.C. would only add to the problems with Congress. Enough squirrels have offices, and write laws.
I'm having a hard time with the presidential election. Not that it's not interesting, but all problems are caused by a lack of basic fiscal responsibility. With the current state of our Capitol, such problems are way beyond their mental acuity, and elections are only a waste of money. Promising anything only costs more, and the credit card is maxed out.
Johnny Manziel, with a promising future, decided he'd rather be a spoiled rich kid, and drink himself to obscurity. It's wasted talent.....literally.
Hillary Clinton is a criminal. So is her husband, and anyone that supports the Clinton Foundation.
We've had too much rain. While some may blame this on
If someone came into my house without permission, I'd be upset. If they tried to take my job, demand I speak another language, and want free healthcare, my squirrel trap idea would become larger....except the gumbo.
I wonder how many people it would take to run in a hamster cage to keep my house cool?
That's all for now. More will come.