In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog: scratchingforchange.blogspot.com

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

jescordwaineratgmail.com

Friday, August 23, 2013

I'm Beginning to Wonder

I write a post about getting hit in the head with a fastball, and I get one comment. I guess that's okay, but I'm beginning to wonder if nobody reads my blog but four people, bots and people trying to sell me some herbal crap or an invitation to some blog that interests me as much as a root canal or contracting malaria..

That's prime stuff. Where else can you find something that not only stirs your imagination, it makes your heart go out to the poor little seven year old that was knocked out by a pitch?

Anyway, If you read my blog, just leave a comment with a number. Read, post one number in sequence and let me see that electronic parasites are not the only visitors to my blog.

168 comments:

  1. uh-oh, skipped 13 - there, fixed it.

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  2. Well shit, I don't have a clever comment to post, this always happens.....

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  3. 42 is the answer to everything.

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  4. Damn. I've been around for about five years now and I get about two readers a day. Unless some dumbass posts on Facebook that Al Roker sued Giada for sexual harassment. Then I get stupid hits from a joke post a wrote that idiots never read the whole story.

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  5. Here by way of North Atlantic islander

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  6. Huh? I thought Jess was a guy.

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  7. 3.1415926535897932...

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  8. rapidly approaching 60
    ignore amos

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  9. Looks like you may have more readers than you thought!
    It's a shame we are too retarded to understand the term "sequence"! LOL
    88 Straight

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  10. 57 here, I think. Though really I prefer the number 42.

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  11. 68
    Karen in Australia

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  12. Hmm, I am here, but forgot where the numbers that were really in sequence left off. So, check my blog and you will see I am not spammer or bot.

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  13. What, you don't love me anymore?
    That's kooll:(

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  14. 74

    I do know what ya mean about people skipping through and not commenting too.

    BTW, I got knocked out by a softball when I was seven.
    A line drive foul ball to the temple.
    I wasn't even playing!

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  15. 75
    Forgot to tell ya Pissed sent me.

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  16. 76. Also found you via Pissed's POS blog that I read daily. (It sucks to bad, I visit multiple times per day to see if he's posted more suckage.)

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  17. Bwahahaha

    Glad to have found this place again. Trashed my old computer and lost a lot of my favorites.

    Thanks to PISSED for advertising.

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  18. 87, saw the ask on pissed's blog.

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  19. A number > 1, the sequence seems to be lost.

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  20. I know the feeling, found you a while back from Standing Outside Looking In...

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  21. #A - I know you had rather have a root canal than spend anytime at my place, but you are welcome to stop by. Ya don't even have to comment. No body else does.

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  22. silent lurker here

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  23. 42, the answer to life, the universe, and everything!

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  24. Sneaky way to get readers. :-) 43

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  25. 1000. Enjoy reading you

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  26. MSgtB sent me,just following orders.
    I think I'm 104

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  27. MSgtB sends his compliments and ordered me here.

    ...he scares me...

    106, maybe.

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  28. 107

    Read you daily

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  29. Jess - a different oneAugust 24, 2013 at 1:31 PM

    111

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  30. 42... it's ALWAYS the answer...

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  31. 42... it's ALWAYS the answer...

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  32. 7.62x39 that's a number right?

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  33. Stephen sent me.

    48 looks good. But I see 106 have commented.

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  34. 7,432
    Or something close to that.

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  35. 369, the goose drank wine, the monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line, the line broke, the monkey choked, and they all went to hell in a fireproof boat.

    :)

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  36. Anon says you he's 131 but your counter says 132-
    So I'm going to call 133.


    ...Which is apt because that was my Sea Bee Battalion from which I learned my construction trade.

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  37. 146
    Beaumont,Texas

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    1. I worked in Beaumont all last week. The school district sucks. Too many corrupt officials.

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  38. 147, I think. Math never was my strong point. Dallas, Texas

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  39. 148, 149....Not real sure. Here by way of MSgt B.

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  40. 150 - Adelaide, South Australia

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  41. 155, but i really prefer 6.02214129(27)×10'23 ;-)

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    1. Me too. I don't know why. It's like a compulsion, with exponents.

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  42. I'm figment 156 of your imagination... :)

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    1. Aw shit. There you go using binary.

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  45. Always did like 13, but I guess 113 and then some will have to do....

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    1. You can have 13. Nobody would claim it.

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