My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.
If you're here for the stories, I started another blog: scratchingforchange.blogspot.com
One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.
I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.
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Wednesday, October 22, 2025
A Needed Invention
Spammers, and telemarketers, need to wear a collar, and those abused by them allowed to push a button on their phone that gives them a jolt of electricity similar to that supplied by a cattle prod. I would buy the ap, and use it daily.
I just speak back to them for as long as I can keep them on the phone in a heavy broken accent, heading off into weird tangents until they hang up in frustration. "How you geet teese nummer?"
I don't answer the phone, unless I recognize the number. The worst of telemarketers, which are probably robo calls, leave a blank voicemail. Those are the ones I want to find, choke down, and break their fingers.
Amen!!!
ReplyDeleteI just speak back to them for as long as I can keep them on the phone in a heavy broken accent, heading off into weird tangents until they hang up in frustration. "How you geet teese nummer?"
ReplyDeleteI don't answer the phone, unless I recognize the number. The worst of telemarketers, which are probably robo calls, leave a blank voicemail. Those are the ones I want to find, choke down, and break their fingers.
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