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Thursday, November 6, 2014

Apple Fritters Last All Day

I stopped to get a cup of coffee this morning around 8:30. I was hungry, so I had an apple fritter with the coffee. It was good; and it was treat I seldom enjoy....for a reason.

I was driving home at 5:00 pm, took a swig of water, and belched apple fritter. I don't know what brand of industrial strength shortening they used to fry the fritter, but it must be good stuff....or not. With that lasting power, I need to get a few thousand of 'em and build a deck.
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 6, 2014 at 6:53 PM

    You're hilarious!

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    1. JessNovember 8, 2014 at 7:14 AM

      I try to be. Sometimes it doesn't work....thanks

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  2. All ConsumingNovember 7, 2014 at 9:34 AM

    Hahahahaha.

    Thank you for the guffaw.

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    1. JessNovember 8, 2014 at 7:15 AM

      You're welcome. A laugh is usually necessary to complete a day.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 7, 2014 at 4:19 PM

    'S e ur beatha

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  4. LindaNovember 8, 2014 at 2:27 AM

    When I eat a Krystal, I know it will be with me for 24 hours even though I take Protonix for gastric reflux. It's not fun, but I do like Krystal.

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    1. JessNovember 8, 2014 at 7:17 AM

      I take generic Protonix. It works.

      What I found so unusual was that I didn't have any distress; just a belch, with the flavor of apple fritter, hours after eating the fritter and after eating lunch between the fritter and belch.

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