In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog:

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

Saturday, May 9, 2015

Body Mass Index

Mine is a shade under 23. That's supposed to be a good number, but considering the crap some scientist call science, who really knows? I think I'll go eat some cookies. I deserve it for having the right amount of mass.


  1. I have no idea what my number is, but I'm sure it is ideal for the shape I'm in. Oval.

    1. The number ranges are really quite small. One number difference, and you go from doctors patting you on the back, to fourteen medications that destroy your liver.

      Do you ever get the feeling some researchers sit around, drink, smoke expensive cigars, and laugh about all the mayhem they create with junk science?