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Tuesday, September 15, 2015

My Solution

We don't need bombs; we need coat hangers. Why? Because coat hangers are much more dangerous than bombs.

If we dropped thousands on our enemies, within seconds, they'd be so tangled up in coat hangers, they couldn't move. They would beg for wire cutters and never want to fight us again.
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  1. Ed BonderenkaSeptember 15, 2015 at 6:04 PM

    Gee.
    I wonder why I never thought of that.

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  2. VickiSeptember 15, 2015 at 6:13 PM

    I'm in. I even have a pile of hangers to donate. If I can untangle 'em.

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    1. JessSeptember 19, 2015 at 5:12 PM

      Watch yourself, as you do so. Coat hangers are dangerous.

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  3. Stackz O MagzSeptember 16, 2015 at 10:07 AM

    A deodorant bomb would work too.Those folks are terrified of it apparently... If we contaminated enough of the earth with deodorant we'd have have many enemy free zones in America and across the world.

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    1. JessSeptember 19, 2015 at 5:12 PM

      I walked into a convenience store that was so full of body odor, I turned and left.

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