My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.
If you're here for the stories, I started another blog: scratchingforchange.blogspot.com
One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.
I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.
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Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Oh Really?
I saw a sign on a building on the way home:
WARNING! THESE PREMISES ARE PROTECTED BY ELECTRONIC SURVEILLANCE!
....and all this time I thought the building was protected by rabid weasels with binoculars.
Have you ever noticed that the more cars are in the front yard, up on blocks, surrounded by old washers and lawn mowers, there's always a BEWARE OF THE DOG sign next to TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT.
Have you ever noticed that the more cars are in the front yard, up on blocks, surrounded by old washers and lawn mowers, there's always a BEWARE OF THE DOG sign next to TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT.
ReplyDeleteYep. If the dog doesn't get you, they'll shoot you as you run...if they haven't been drinking.
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