I was driving down the highway, when I spotted a young man walking on the opposite shoulder.
He wasn't wearing a shirt, which is not unknown, but my words of advice to the young man are:
"If your physique immediately brings to mind the phrase "meth head", it's probably best you keep your shirt on."
At best, people are only amused, or insulted. At worst, the police might find a reason to stop you for questioning and discover that warrant for not reporting to your probation officer.
In Case You've Wondered
My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.
If you're here for the stories, I started another blog: scratchingforchange.blogspot.com
One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.
I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.