In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog: scratchingforchange.blogspot.com

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

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Wednesday, December 24, 2014

So, It's Christmas

Not quite yet, but it's real close, and I may not write anything until it's over.

Merry Christmas to all that read my blog. If the word "Christmas" gives you piles, Walgreen's is open on Christmas day and you can even buy a generic form of Preparation H. Don't place it too close to your toothpaste, if your eyesight is poor.


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21 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 24, 2014 at 9:33 AM

    Ok

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  2. Ed BonderenkaDecember 24, 2014 at 9:36 AM

    Well since coal production has been curtailed, I guess that will have to do.
    Merry Christmas Jess.

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    1. JessDecember 24, 2014 at 9:48 AM

      Merry Christmas, Ed. May it be a day of peace and shared with those you love.

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  3. All ConsumingDecember 24, 2014 at 9:57 AM

    Hahahaha great picture. And a Merry Christmas to you and yours too Jess! *beams a smile his way*.

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    1. JessDecember 24, 2014 at 10:57 AM

      Merry Christmas! I found the picture, spent a few minutes cackling like an imbecile, and decided it needed to be added to my post.

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  4. WhispermistDecember 24, 2014 at 12:06 PM

    *Merry Christmas to you and yours Jess ! Luv the pic.

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  5. VickiDecember 24, 2014 at 12:18 PM

    May your Christmas be full of love and laughter.

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    1. JessDecember 24, 2014 at 12:27 PM

      It already is. Thank you, and you have a Merry Christmas!

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  6. JeanDecember 24, 2014 at 3:24 PM

    Merry Christmas, Jess!

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  7. DaBladeDecember 25, 2014 at 6:59 AM

    Santa was over served again. Now I know why Rudolph's nose glows. Merry Christmas Jess!

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    1. JessDecember 29, 2014 at 3:08 PM

      I used to wonder where Santa makes pit stops. Now I know.

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  8. MSgt BDecember 25, 2014 at 7:27 AM

    Merry Christmas Jess!

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    1. JessDecember 29, 2014 at 3:08 PM

      Thank you. It went well, and I hope your's did too.

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  9. StephenDecember 25, 2014 at 1:53 PM

    Great post, Jess. Merry Christmas.

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    1. JessDecember 29, 2014 at 3:10 PM

      Thanks. Christmas was good, and I know your's had some moments that made you wish it was better. Maybe next year. We can hope and pray.

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  10. Practical ParsimonyDecember 27, 2014 at 4:36 PM

    I put the Vagisil too close to my toothpaste once. TMI? Well, after that funny picture, I don't think so.
    Merry Christmas

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    1. JessDecember 29, 2014 at 3:10 PM

      I won't ask how long it took for you to realize the mistake.

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  11. AnonymousDecember 28, 2014 at 8:14 PM

    Merry Christmas Jess! You are loved!
    Sincerely, Ms. Johnson

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    1. JessDecember 29, 2014 at 3:11 PM

      Loved and blessed, and I'm more than thankful.

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