In Case You've Wondered

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Saturday, April 21, 2018

Simple Things

I was cooking some bacon. When I turned it the first time, I noticed one slice seemed a little thick. Lo and behold, it was two slices, so I separated the two, and now have another slice of bacon for breakfast. That's a good thing. It makes the morning even better.
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 21, 2018 at 8:33 AM

    It's the little things in life that are important.

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    1. JessApril 21, 2018 at 4:56 PM

      Yes they are. It's hard sometimes to allow them to be as important as the are.

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  2. Ed BonderenkaApril 21, 2018 at 4:09 PM

    It's a sign that God loves you and wants you to be happy.

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  3. DaBladeApril 24, 2018 at 12:06 PM

    HAHA! Now check the bills in your wallet? Are they multiplying like the bacon? If not, its a sign that Ed does not really want your happiness and is jealous of your perpetual bacon slice.

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    1. JessApril 24, 2018 at 6:27 PM

      Wouldn't that be nice? A billfold that is overflowing by morning, with hundred dollar bills.

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