In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog: scratchingforchange.blogspot.com

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

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Friday, November 16, 2012

Michelle and the Unions Killed The Twinkie Kid

News flash: Due to the efforts of Michelle Obama and members of the Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers International Union, the Twinkie Kid has been found murdered. In the future, children all over the world will never know the kind young cowboy, or enjoy the tasty snack he promoted.

May he rest in peace.
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