In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

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I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

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Saturday, January 31, 2015

Melisa Gilbert Now Has Smaller Breasts

That's according to a news story, which explains why she did such a thing.

I know you're wondering why I posted about such a thing. Me too, but after careful thought, the realization of how unimportant this is, and how absurd it is for this makes to make national news, I was compelled to write something about my amazement.

According to the story, she now has an average "B" cup, instead of a "D" cup.

I wonder if she kept the implants for souvenirs? If so, will she display them in the living room, or just keep them around for her dog to play with?


7 comments:

  1. I'm more interested in the reports that Bruce Jenner is allegedly turning into a woman...

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    1. Bruce Jenner is transitioning. That's the new buzz word for bat-shit crazy transsexual.

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    1. I have to laugh. Being concerned about the absurdity is a waste of time.

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  3. This was the first step in her campaign to run for president of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee". Early polls show her nosing out Bruce Jenner by a nipple (good one diamond dave!)... I always liked that show, what was it? Little Areola on the mammary?

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    1. That would be a good campaign poster. A large bra, and a small bra, with the words: "Sometimes, having the biggest boobs in Washington isn't best for the country."

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  4. hehehe.... maybe she is using them for pillows

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