So, while pissing and moaning, I write to request readers to post a number in sequence to verify they aren't bots. People responded. It's like I walked into a huge, empty bar, offered to buy everyone a drink and find out everyone went to the restroom at the same time.
The reply count is over 100, the visits are over 750 and I found some things I need to write about:
- There are many people that read my blog.
- Many of those people can't count worth a shit.
- I'm overwhelmed by the response.
- I feel like Kevin Costner in the last scene, when the cars are lined up for miles, everyone is coming to the game and the only thought I have is: "Damn, I forgot the port-a-potties. I damn sure won't need to worry about fertilizing around 5 acres of corn."
Thanks
I am humbled, thank all for visiting and need to be more careful about what I write.
Leave a quarter on the toilet.
I noticed some of the "counters" and wondered how they managed to get to the internet in the first place. I just looked at the comments, saw I was number 51 and put that number down.
ReplyDeleteNow, request that everyone leave a comment, then put a link to MY blog here. lol
I was amazed. While being a smartass, I threw down the gauntlet, was quickly bitch-slapped and found you don't throw rocks if you live in a glass house.
DeleteMy favorite comment/number was NCC-1701
ReplyDeleteThat WAS a very good comment. I think it might have been a Star Trek fan....or not.
DeleteSorry, menopausal moment! Lol
ReplyDelete...and it was appreciated.
DeleteYou are welcome....of course Pissed took my glory. But, he's like that...
ReplyDeleteLike I've said, write and they will come and now you've the proof.
The both of you pushed my counter over 70,000. That's a number I thought was impossible to reach.
DeleteThanks.
Surely you knew that we're all a bunch of smart asses!
ReplyDeleteI did, but I didn't think you'd all pile on.
DeleteIf i got to leave a quarter Iam not watching my aim
ReplyDeleteThat's the rules. You spray, you pay.
DeleteSince you got rid of the damn captcha, I may just start commenting more.
ReplyDeleteOh hell, that's a lie, you know it, I know it, even the damn dog knows it.
I don't remember when I turned the captcha off. I figured it was better to delete unwanted comments than listen to crickets chirp.
DeleteYou're gonna have to work to fish my quarter out of the bottom of the bowl.
ReplyDeleteThe way the treated water is constantly fubaring the guts of my commode, the quarter will be found shortly and much appreciated for the new fill valve.
DeleteWe're in a recession. I'm leaving a dime at best
ReplyDeleteEverything helps.
DeleteF**king with you never gets old.
ReplyDeleteIt's like an addiction, only with less health consequences.
DeleteGlad I could help get you inundated :)
ReplyDeleteI appreciate it.
Delete"be more careful about what I write"...
ReplyDeleteOnly if you're worried your boss might be reading.
The rest of us probably visit to read considered non-PC ideas.
Well, some of us anyway.
cheers