In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog: scratchingforchange.blogspot.com

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

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Saturday, August 24, 2013

A Post About a Post

So, while pissing and moaning, I write to request readers to post a number in sequence to verify they aren't bots. People responded. It's like I walked into a huge, empty bar, offered to buy everyone a drink and find out everyone went to the restroom at the same time.

The reply count is over 100, the visits are over 750 and I found some things I need to write about:

- There are many people that read my blog.
- Many of those people can't count worth a shit.
- I'm overwhelmed by the response.
- I feel like Kevin Costner in the last scene, when the cars are lined up for miles, everyone is coming to the game and the only thought I have is: "Damn, I forgot the port-a-potties. I damn sure won't need to worry about fertilizing around 5 acres of corn."

Thanks

I am humbled, thank all for visiting and need to be more careful about what I write.

Leave a quarter on the toilet.

23 comments:

  1. I noticed some of the "counters" and wondered how they managed to get to the internet in the first place. I just looked at the comments, saw I was number 51 and put that number down.

    Now, request that everyone leave a comment, then put a link to MY blog here. lol

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    1. I was amazed. While being a smartass, I threw down the gauntlet, was quickly bitch-slapped and found you don't throw rocks if you live in a glass house.

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  2. My favorite comment/number was NCC-1701

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    1. That WAS a very good comment. I think it might have been a Star Trek fan....or not.

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  3. You are welcome....of course Pissed took my glory. But, he's like that...

    Like I've said, write and they will come and now you've the proof.

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    1. The both of you pushed my counter over 70,000. That's a number I thought was impossible to reach.

      Thanks.

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  4. Surely you knew that we're all a bunch of smart asses!

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    1. I did, but I didn't think you'd all pile on.

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  5. If i got to leave a quarter Iam not watching my aim

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    1. That's the rules. You spray, you pay.

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  6. Since you got rid of the damn captcha, I may just start commenting more.

    Oh hell, that's a lie, you know it, I know it, even the damn dog knows it.

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    1. I don't remember when I turned the captcha off. I figured it was better to delete unwanted comments than listen to crickets chirp.

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  7. You're gonna have to work to fish my quarter out of the bottom of the bowl.

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    1. The way the treated water is constantly fubaring the guts of my commode, the quarter will be found shortly and much appreciated for the new fill valve.

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  8. We're in a recession. I'm leaving a dime at best

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  9. F**king with you never gets old.

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    1. It's like an addiction, only with less health consequences.

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  10. Glad I could help get you inundated :)

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  11. "be more careful about what I write"...
    Only if you're worried your boss might be reading.
    The rest of us probably visit to read considered non-PC ideas.
    Well, some of us anyway.
    cheers

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