In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

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One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

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Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Wandering Thoughts

I saw something on the way to the motel I never saw before: A crime scene, with yellow tape wrapped around the scene.

I have no idea what happened, but there was one of Galveston's S.U.V. police vehicles blocking the drive of strip shopping center, tape wrapped to keep pedestrians away, a group of employees sitting on the sidewalk in front of the building and a few officers milling around.

I was only passing, so I didn't have time to look, or find out anything, so it's an enigma.

Another thing I was thinking of is how - if I had lots of money - it would be neat to have Herve Villechaize and Ricardo Montalban on video when they find the missing 777. Ricardo could look distinguished and Herve could point and say "The plane!! The plane!!!!!!.

Unfortunately, neither is still around and I don't have that kind of money.

Drats.

4 comments:

  1. Joe Biden would make a good poor man's Tattoo, no? BTW, it's always better to be on the outside of the yellow police tape than inside the cordoned area, staring at it from the prone position through unblinking and lifeless orbs. I'm guessing.

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  2. Joe would make a fine Tattoo.

    That's what I found intriguing. Why were the employees seated on the sidewalk?

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  3. This reminds me of a joke I haven't heard in years. What kind of M&M's does Tattoo prefer? The "plane" of course.

    And, if you're a Star Trek buff, we could rename the missing 777 The Botany Bay.

    I'm sorry, apparently my brain is moving in strange ways today.

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    1. Not strange; free and without restrictions.

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