In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog:

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Today's Forecast

Hot. The temperature will be in the low 90's, which can be bearable in low humidity. Unfortunately, the high humidity will bring the heat index above 100 degrees, which means I'll be soaked with sweat most of the day.


  1. Days like this are best spent in a pool, with some young lovely bringing little drinks with umbrellas. I fake it and sit in the bathtub with a beer.

  2. We had to buy a new heat pump (or whatever Floridians call it) and at the expense of our savings, I'm trying to keep it set on 77 and with the fans blowing. When we stepped outside today it felt like our lungs were being sucked out of our chests.

  3. It was brutal today, but we had a steady breeze from the South that made it semi-tolerable.

    I knew it would be bad when I stepped outside at 4:00 am this morning. It was around 80 and the humidity was pushing 100 percent.