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Monday, June 3, 2013

A Needed Invention

I occasionally have to stop for a school bus. The law says I have to stop, or face terrible fines and a social stigma. It can be maddening to wait, especially when the kids take forever to wander from the bus.

We need a small, air-powered spring board to help them unload. They just walk to the door and  "poof" they fly a few dozen feet away from the bus.

It's a good idea and I don't care what you think.
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  1. JeffroJune 3, 2013 at 8:43 PM

    Well, you might not care what I think, but I'm gonna tell ya anyhow. I think your idea is pure D. Genius.

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    1. JessJune 4, 2013 at 4:24 AM

      Watching the "kids" take their happy ass time leaving the buses is maddening. They have no respect for the people that are held up waiting for them to leave.

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    2. RoyJune 4, 2013 at 8:50 PM

      Even worse is when some *adult* stands there at the door and conferences with the school bus driver while everyone else cools their heels waiting.

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  2. AnonymousJune 3, 2013 at 9:08 PM

    Great idea for the high-schoolers!

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    1. JessJune 4, 2013 at 4:22 AM

      With some of the high-school students I've seen, I'm thinking the spring board would need two air cylinders at least.

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