In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog:

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

My Advice to Rob about Kristen

You have two things to be grateful for:

-Her booty call didn't drink all your beer.
-You didn't marry her and THEN find out she likes some strange every now and then

Now, do the smart thing and move on, unless you like the idea a moment of passion may expose you to something that antibiotics won't cure.


  1. "...some strange..."
    I haven't heard it called that since.... well, since back in the Olden Days when I was the strange. :)

  2. Who's Rob and Kristen??? I here on a 'need to know' basis, and I need to know!

  3. The "Twilight" series stars. One's a vampire and the other is not.

    Both look like they need an afternoon in the sun and a sandwich.

  4. Ah, now I understand. I didn't even know they were married, now I'm being inundated with their divorce.