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My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

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One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

My Advice to Rob about Kristen

You have two things to be grateful for:

-Her booty call didn't drink all your beer.
-You didn't marry her and THEN find out she likes some strange every now and then

Now, do the smart thing and move on, unless you like the idea a moment of passion may expose you to something that antibiotics won't cure.
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  1. LeeAnnAugust 2, 2012 at 10:23 AM

    "...some strange..."
    I haven't heard it called that since.... well, since back in the Olden Days when I was the strange. :)

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  2. Matt DunlapAugust 2, 2012 at 12:35 PM

    Ahhhh....strange!

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  3. lotta joyAugust 2, 2012 at 12:52 PM

    Who's Rob and Kristen??? I here on a 'need to know' basis, and I need to know!

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  4. JessAugust 2, 2012 at 1:14 PM

    The "Twilight" series stars. One's a vampire and the other is not.

    Both look like they need an afternoon in the sun and a sandwich.

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  5. lotta joyAugust 3, 2012 at 3:09 PM

    Ah, now I understand. I didn't even know they were married, now I'm being inundated with their divorce.

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