Over the last year, I've found that one of my bosses had become a lesson in contradiction. I don't know if it is due to their age, or a developing personality disorder. It's maddening to make the effort to keep from going ballistic.
Anyway, I'm thinking I need to get one of those little pocket tape recorders to use as a reference. Since I can't write down everything, I can say a few short words and review the daily babblings for reference. It might help at the trial.