In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog: scratchingforchange.blogspot.com

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Today...

...will be the first day of the rest of my life. At least that's what I read on a bumper sticker long years ago. There was that bumper sticker and the "Happy Face" bumper sticker, which was immortalized in "Forrest Gump".

I'm thinking I need to come up with some really snarky bumper sticker. I'll market it, make a million, find my idea was stolen, fight a Chinese corporation in court, lose my suit, pay punitive damages and die a miserable pauper.

Maybe I won't come up with some stupid bumper sticker. Life's too short to deal with lawsuits and copyright infringements.
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2 comments:

  1. Janie JonesAugust 17, 2011 at 9:00 AM

    I once saw a bumper sticker that said: Turn it over.

    I never understood that. Periodically I still think on it, trying to make sense of the meaning. How dense am I? Anyone else get it? Save me from another 20 years of confused pondering....

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  2. JessAugust 17, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    I'm at a loss. I guess it's like the joke with the final line about "Green side up; brown side down". I finally caught it, but my logical mind had a hard time getting to the point where such directions would be necessary. Since then I met that crew on a site and the joke become a reality.

    (And I haven't figured out how to make my comments appear along with the comments by readers, so they know it's me.)

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