In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog:

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Fortune Cookie

I had Chinese food for lunch. The fortune cookie had the following:

"Rome was not built in a day. Be patient."

I thought about it. Was I being given good advice, or being admonished by some machine in Taiwan? I guess I'll never know, until I play the lucky lottery numbers on the back. I'll share the numbers:

21 25 33 52 56-10
2 21 28 32 37
2 1 3

Now we can all be lucky.

You're welcome.


  1. My last fortune cookie was empty. My lunch companion had second thoughts about riding in the same car with me to get back to work.

  2. I really can't blame them. ;)

  3. I once got a fortune cookie that said, "Oops...Wrong cookie".

    Dare anyone to top that.

  4. You forgot to add the final phrase, in bed.

    Now all should be clear.