In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog:

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

Monday, August 15, 2011

I give up

Dear Mother Nature:

I officially declare defeat. The heat and lack of clouds have proven I can't defeat such a powerful force as you. My sweat soaked clothes and blood shot eyes are a testament to the power of a heat index of 104 degrees. My persistant headache and chafed crotch prove that my thoughts of being able to work in such heat were based on my abysmal ignorance. My foolishness is classical and I now realize my efforts were completely in vain. Forgive me. I will try not to make these mistakes ever again.

A Foolish and Ignorant Human.

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