When the President starts his speech, he needs to be connected to a lie detector, and a dog collar. When he lies, he gets a jolt.
I'm thinking his speech would be more truthful, or very, very short. Either way, it would be better.
In Case You've Wondered
My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.
If you're here for the stories, I started another blog: scratchingforchange.blogspot.com
One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.
I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.