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Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Finish This
If we took all the bureaucrats in Washington D.C., placed them on a large boat, sailed it to the middle of the Atlantic, and sank the boat, what would we have?
Many sharks vomiting so violently that they'd puke out their massive livers. Also, a shitstain on the ocean that could be seen from the surface of the moon without the aid of a telescope.
More garbage in the ocean, please there has to be a better way! No wait, they will be alive, will attract sharks and die a horrible death! Good plan on second thought.......
A very polluted ocean...sigh
ReplyDeleteYes, but pollution I can live with.
DeleteA start
ReplyDeleteYes.
Deletea very good start
ReplyDeleteI'm betting the boat could be filled with a notice: "Paper shuffling seminar on the boat. All willing to attend please board at your convenience."
DeleteTax relief!
ReplyDeleteThat's the best part of the deal.
DeleteMany sharks vomiting so violently that they'd puke out their massive livers. Also, a shitstain on the ocean that could be seen from the surface of the moon without the aid of a telescope.
ReplyDeleteThat's the bad part. Even sharks shouldn't suffer trying to eat so much crap in one sitting.
DeleteYour gonna need a bigger boat...........................(for the next batch)
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking there only needs to be one boat, with a bottom that opens...like a garbage barge.
DeleteRising sea levels.
ReplyDeleteI think so too. There are a lot of bureaucrats. Placing that many in the ocean at one time will definitely cause the sea levels to rise.
DeleteMore garbage in the ocean, please there has to be a better way! No wait, they will be alive, will attract sharks and die a horrible death! Good plan on second thought.......
ReplyDelete