Galveston is full of sea birds; especially seagulls. There's a variety of these birds and they are comfortable with their place in the big scheme of things.
What is this big scheme? If you drive, they crap on your vehicle. It's their job, they're proficient at their task, and just about every day, you'll find one of their efforts baking on the paint of your vehicle.
In Case You've Wondered
My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.
If you're here for the stories, I started another blog: scratchingforchange.blogspot.com
One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.
I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.