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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Malaise

You know the feeling. The sinuses are out of sorts. Not a headache, but the precursor. Feeling tired; even though you had enough rest.

I don't know what it is; maybe sinus; but I'll take an antihistimine and retire early.

5 comments:

  1. or could be your boot strap is loose.

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    1. That reminds me of the man that went to the doctor with chronic headaches:

      Doctor: "The only was this will end is if I remove your scrotum"

      The man hesitates, remembers the agony and finally concedes.

      Three weeks after the surgery, he decides to buy a new suit to celebrate his relief from the pain. His regular clerk asks: "Would you like to add some socks and underwear? "

      The man replies: "I sure would. My socks are size 10 and my briefs are 34 inch waist.

      The clerk responds: "I wouldn't recommend the briefs, since they're a size below your waist. If you wear them that tight, it will give you terrible headaches."

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  2. I feel the same way tonight. The last time I felt this way, I ended up with two injections and four prescriptions.

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    1. My sinuses are better this morning. Hopefully, any creeping crud will stay away this season.

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  3. It's a common condition.
    The technical term is Autumn.

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