In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog: scratchingforchange.blogspot.com

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

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Thursday, October 2, 2014

I Curse Too Much

That's what I was told by an operator that wasn't really an operator and quit earlier this week...without telling me he was quitting.

I really don't know what to write, except I was told that after I asked him to explain to me how someone could live without having money from a job to pay the bills. Of course I know the answer. I was feeling mean and wanted to make him uncomfortable.

 He'll probably apply for unemployment; and I'll have to write a few appeal letters. If it turns out like it usually does, I'll be the bad guy and he'll appeal all the way to the three panel tribunal and it will be decided with a coin toss.... I'm calling heads.

7 comments:

  1. There is no such thing as cursing too much. It's the only time when the fam listens to me. Like you said: embellishment.

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    1. Cursing is one of my job responsibilities. After all, it's construction, and not anywhere close to Bible study.

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    2. Just stomp your foot like I do. That'll make them listen. And, you won't need to curse.

      The last sentence you wrote is hilarious.

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  2. "After all, it's construction, and not anywhere close to Bible study." --the funny sentence.

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    1. I can turn the cursing off like a light switch. I call that a gift. I can make a sailor blush and delight a deacon....unless the deacon is in the wrong place at the right time....then I delight a sailor.

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  3. well what if the sailor is a deacon ?

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    1. A deacon sailor is required to curse, also. It's part of the rules of being a sailor.

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