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Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Technology Wondering
With all the advances in technology, I wonder if the woman's voice that tells me my virus database is updated is real, or synthesized. I guess it's not important, but it's one of those things that crosses my mind.
Of course it does. That, and she warns me of Trojans, and other internet dangers. I sleep better at night knowing she's awake and protecting my computer.
Now that's interesting. I always thought she was hot. With a face to attach to the voice, I'll be thinking of her; sitting in her chair; staring at her screen; and warning me of danger.....is that kinky?
I think I once dated a synthesized woman. I might be wrong, but she had a hatch on the back of her head. It was embarrassing, when she had a glitch, and would use a nail file to fiddle with the electronics....the people at the next table would always ask to be moved.
Wait. Yours TALKS to you? Is it the GPS lady? I hate that (blog edit). Re-route THIS!
ReplyDeleteOf course it does. That, and she warns me of Trojans, and other internet dangers. I sleep better at night knowing she's awake and protecting my computer.
DeleteYou mean it's not Majel Barrett?
ReplyDeleteNow that's interesting. I always thought she was hot. With a face to attach to the voice, I'll be thinking of her; sitting in her chair; staring at her screen; and warning me of danger.....is that kinky?
DeleteIs what kinky? That you are turned on by danger, or a dead woman?
DeleteWhen you put it that way, it looks like I'm a pervert. Now I'm embarrassed.
DeleteWhoops! The secret is out!
DeleteI hope you are laughing along with me here and that the snark hasn't been ill-applied....
I'm laughing. Much of my thoughts can be construed in different ways. Perspectives beyond my own are always appreciated.
DeleteAll the best women are synthesized. Or so my robot overlords tell me.
ReplyDeleteI think I once dated a synthesized woman. I might be wrong, but she had a hatch on the back of her head. It was embarrassing, when she had a glitch, and would use a nail file to fiddle with the electronics....the people at the next table would always ask to be moved.
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