In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog:

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Nancy Pelosi Will Visit the Border

If there's any justice in the world, she'll contract one of the diseases her party allowed to be brought into this country for political gain and to the detriment of thousands of children.

Leprosy is my choice.


  1. She's suffered from vaginal leprosy for decades. When her labia fell off, they sewed them onto her face.

    1. That clears that up. I thought it was her ass that fell off.