Kerry tells Assad the only way he can avoid an attack is to turn over his chemical weapons.
I guess he gave the rebels the same ultimatum....wait, that would mean we were attacking the wrong enemy....or would we be attacking the right enemy?....or would they both just ignore Kerry and tell him to kiss their ass?
I'm thinking they'll tell him to kiss their ass. What can he do? Throw his medals at them?
Kerry also said the U.S. and the U.K. are the best of friends, although I think he might want to think about that. Obama didn't help our friendship by giving the Queen an Ipod. I'm sure she could afford one on her own and probably really doesn't care much for tiny electronic devices that give her headaches and remind the citizens of the U.K. how we have a turd for a President.
More to add:
So, they're sending out Susan Rice to give everyone the big picture. This should be good. Maybe she can be more creative this time and blame space aliens for capturing, and manipulating, the leaders of Syria. She can then recommend we all get behind Obama and save the world before they steal our water.
In Case You've Wondered
My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.
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One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.
I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.