In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog:

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

My Solution to the Problems in Syria

We take our President, Putin, Assad and the leader of the rebels, place them in a chain link covered ring, give them the weapon of their choice and let them fight, until there is only one winner. Then we take the winner, and throw them in a pond full of saltwater crocodiles.

There might not be any peace, but I'd sure sleep better at night.