I haz one. I created the degree and now have a doctorate in Workology; the study of work.
You're laughing? It's as good as her credentials, although I look terrible in a skirt and the only information I'd give the current administration is that the time goes faster, when you behave in prison.
Can you say dumbass? Good, I knew you could.
In Case You've Wondered
My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.
If you're here for the stories, I started another blog: scratchingforchange.blogspot.com
One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.
I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.
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I have heard of post hole diggers degrees. I have even attended classes at the school of hard knocks. Congrats on your advanced degree. See, I read you every time you post. I just don't comment often. I am not worthy. ha ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteIt's a good degree, although the local university won't allow me to join their alumni association. That's their mistake; I'm a real hoot, when I drink scotch.
DeleteYou've also got a minor in Common Sense, which she'll never have.
ReplyDeleteI need to put that in my resume. It will give me credibility, when I'm invited on the news for my expert opinion.
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