In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog:

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

What if...

...they had a button on your phone, which caused a telemarketer to receive a shock, when they called you?

Wouldn't that be great? I want one.


  1. I would buy one that tazed them in a heartbeat. Those people call my cell phone sometimes three or four times in a day.


    1. Cellphone telemarketers are on my shit list.

  2. Start a Kickstarter. It'll be fully funded in a day

    1. They're to the point they don't stop until after 9:00 pm. At that time the unspoken rule should be "beaten with sticks for twenty minutes" as the punishment for an unsolicited call.