The Manure Will Be Thick

Usually, after Democrats spend years abusing power, ignoring the rule of law, and causing mayhem, they call for us to "come together" and "work together" after losing their power. I see it coming, and will ignore it as usual. They need to be punished for what they did to the United States, and the punishment should be capital for many.

So, Here We Are

Trump is the apparent winner of the election. Somewhere, by the 25th of December, all the electoral duties will be completed and the official acts placing Trump in office will start, or not. Until then, in my opinion, there will be some efforts to cause problems, those wiser than political rhetoric will realize they need to turn from their evil ways, and many rats will leave the sinking ship of Democrat subterfuge. Time will tell, but whatever happens, things will be different, and those wishing to cause problems will find a citizenry unwilling to put up with their shenanigans.  

Calm Before The Storm

Early voting is out of the way, and the anticipation of the election on Tuesday is creating a lot of anxiety. How it turns out is yet to be seen, but considering things up to this point, the conjecture, projections and outright lies will fill the news for a long time. That, and the start of the next election cycle will begin for the next four years of B.S.

Bleh!

Extreme Accuracy

Below is a photo of my rain gauge. My wife bought it a few years ago, and it had better markings, but the sun faded them into oblivion. Not wanting to throw away my favorite rain gauge, I pulled out my Sharpie, measured for the markings, and turned it into the most accurate rain gauge ever made. I know some may disagree, and I understand their concern of what appears as exaggeration, but I can assure you my skills allow me to use the markings to accurately measure accumulated rainfall down to the thousands of an inch. Of course I don't record the rainfall, since my memory is so well developed I can tell you the exact amount for any day up to two days ago.

I had a family member read, and question me about my facetious post. I can ascertain my sanity hasn't been compromised, and I'm not trying to mislead about my weather abilities. It was all in fun, and no animals were injured in the process of creating this post.

I Despise Spammers

 After getting the same phishing email multiple times, I decided to block it, and opened up the gates of spammer hell. Otherwise, I notified whoever keeps the spammer list to update my email as a good email for spam, and they've double-teamed my email . 

I despise spammers, and think they should all be punished by hand writing every spam they ever sent, to every mailbox that received one of their spams, and then chop off their fingers...maybe that's too harsh. Just chop off their fingers.