In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog:

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

Friday, December 30, 2011


I was looking at the search keywords that lead people to my blog, This one caught my attention:

define "gimlet ass"

I haven't found any definition, but if I do, I'll post it.


  1. An ass so fine the mere sight of it bores a hole in your skull.

  2. So there it is and a fine definition it is.

  3. I have to add I've had such of a reaction. Although the experience was over thirty years ago, the image is still burned into my brain. I can almost count the stitches on the painted-on blue jeans.