In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog:

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Why Sharks Attack

Because they're hungry.

The solution to shark attacks? Don't swim with hungry sharks.


  1. It's a very difficult concept, but you grasped it with ease.

  2. So that's "no" to the tuna-skin bikini?

    1. It's okay, as long as you don't swim beyond the expiration date.