Government shutdown, my ass. There is no such thing. The government is like a huge pile of steaming horseshit. Thinking it will cool down with the click of the second hand on a clock is madness.
So, the government is now officially shut down. Older folks, who want to go spend their social security money (which is unaffected like all such things) will not be able to visit their favorite Moose Nuts Wildlife Refuge. I hope they don't miss the annual neutering viewing.
Oh, the horror.