In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog:

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Pink Cornflakes with Toasted Edges

That's one hell of a title, right? It makes no sense, but bots love that kind of crap. I'm setting a trap, so I can catch a few. My mother's lawn needs cutting and I don't feel like it.


  1. Do I have strange titles?
    Is that why I'm getting botted?
    please check out my website:
    I'm a stupid idiot moron

    1. I look at my most popular posts and realize there's nothing that would kick up a search tag, except the title. How it works is beyond me, but if I discover a word string that guarantees hits, I'll figure out a way to sell it.