I was about two paragraphs into a logical explanation of bureaucrats, with some constructive ideas on how to stop people from becoming bureaucrats, but realized it was a waste of time.
We need to put a bounty on bureaucrats. Bureaucrats higher in the food change should bring around $500, and those lower around $100.
I don't know what we'll do with them, but whatever we do, they can't have any materials that allow them to write, or file anything. Maybe we can just let them wander up and down the highways; picking up trash; desperate for something to file, and watch as they lose their collective minds trying to file empty hamburger wrappers and beer cans.
I dunno, but they've reached the point were they're like the rats in New York, and something needs to be done to stop their propagation.