In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

If you're here for the stories, I started another blog: scratchingforchange.blogspot.com

One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

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Wednesday, November 21, 2018

I've Got Me a Troll

I  was trolled. I glimpsed the hairy, ugly, gnarly thing as it wrote nasty things on my blog. I shooed it away with my delete button, but I know trolls don't like to be shooed away. I'll have to watch things over the holidays, and make sure it doesn't try to get the turkey.

17 comments:

  1. Saying that Trump is a crazy idiot and a crook is a nasty thing ? Well the truth hurts. And if stupidity hurts you would probably be screaming night and day. Hey hey

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  2. There you go. A real troll, with nasty teeth, skin that looks like crumpled green parchment, and without a bridge to hide under.

    I'll leave your remark. I want others to see my own personal troll. I think I'll get me a leash, a hand grinder organ, and go down to the square with a tin cup. I'll probably need a permit, and a muzzle, but the change will be good when I go to have my truck washed.

    Do trolls eat regular food, or does Purina have some special chow?

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  3. Hey hey you can only dream poor guy. Your humour is cheap , it's typical American white trash you seem to belong to.Trump voters stupid voters.How many words does Trump use ? 10 ...I really believe he is an idiot. Look at his eyes. And he is a LIAR. So if you like liars go ahead.

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  4. Throw it back. It's too small.... minded.

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    1. I probably should. I'm somewhat ignorant of game laws, and don't want to get fined.

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  5. I like the detailed philosophy it has on it's Blogger profile page.

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  6. Just scrape that chloe off the bottom of your shoe.

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  7. Chloe (which translates to that white scum in the corner of one's mouth after sleeping a few hours) has revealed its level of education by its lack sentence structure and proper punctuation. Probably done from its phone while looking for its mask for the latest antifa demonstration.

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  8. I'm not American and I suppose you're unable to speak another language. American is not my mothertongue, so shut up.

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    1. Is that you, Revie? By Godfrey, if I find out you're pushing your mental illness on innocent American civilians - you will catch the very hell of it!!!!

      I think this one is one of ours, boys. Just shoot it, Jess, and bill me for the ammunition. :)

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  9. As a matter of fact, I do speak another language.
    Cierra su boca y vayate! No quiero escuchar tus excusas. Eres una pendaja. A nadie le importa que dices.

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  10. Sorry Jess, that is the same troll that drives me crazy. I put monitoring on for a few days it goes away, take it off and its back. So I have monitoring back on again.

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    1. Trolls are part of the internet. After all the bridges were upgraded, they had to go somewhere. They can't go to Walmart, since security chases them through the parking lots.

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