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I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

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Saturday, May 13, 2023

What's The Proper Punishment?

 I received a notice today that my vehicle's warranty was about to expire. It was the right model, but there was absolutely no other information, and it definitely wasn't from the manufacture. Whey would they send such a thing for a brand new vehicle? Otherwise, a scam, or spam, for what is probably a bogus warranty. It's easy to sell one, and it's just as easy to disappear when any claims are needed. 

There needs to be some type of punishment for such crap. My punishments:

- Wash 1200 cars in 2 years or less to the owner's satisfaction. 

- A 20 mile walk in the desert. No water if the more than 50 letters were sent.

- 10 lashes with a cane.

I can think of many, but would rather have commenters offer their suggestions.

7 comments:

  1. B.C. (fka The Imperial Torturer)May 13, 2023 at 5:51 PM

    1,000 hours of watching Killary Klintoon, Maxine Waters, Babs Streisand and Nancy Puglosi in a menhaden oil-covered, clam-munching fisting festival.

    Then the REAL punishment would begin....

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    1. That's harsh, but too many would probably enjoy it.

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  2. That's what I like about caller id. If I recognize the number, I'll answer. If not, they can leave a voice mail. It's very rare to get a voice mail, but I get at least one call each day from somebody trying to get me to part with my money.

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  3. Cut a garden with their teeth. Bonus points if there are fire ants or prickly shrubs or trees.

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    1. Prickly Pear is a good attitude adjuster.

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  4. Unfortunately, our country was subjected to a evil, wicked, crooked, corrupt, charlatan, demagogue, entitled with a superiority complex, POWER HUNGRY and totally selfish and shameless women who had the false respect of many of our citizens, and who trusted her to many governmental positions from Arkansas First Lady to the First Lady of the United States, and after her position of the Countries First Lady, she served as U.S. Senator from New York and even as the United States Secretary of State The above are just some of the qualities that describe the Power Hungry Hillary Clinton.
    She Unfortunately dragged the country into the biggest political hoax of its history with no regard for the country or its people.
    Billions of dollars, and God only knows how much time, and what else she wasted on a completely made up false and complex hoax, know as the “ Russian Collusion” to stop her competitor to the Presidency of Donald Trump.
    Not only did she destroy the lives of many of innocent people and almost destroy President Trump, she destroyed the morale of millions of Americans as well as slandering the Russians.
    Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia surly is not a saint by any stretch of the imagination, but she slandered him and the Russian people multiple ways as well.
    She was the one in collusion with Obama, Biden, the FBI , the DOJ & other intelligence agencies & officials
    Everybody involved, including Mueller & Comey were aware of the falsity of the claim.
    Almost as disturbing, if not more disturbing was the collusion between the media & the democrats & government agencies involved in the fraud.
    The way they pushed this falsity forward and the way they constantly attacked Trump and his MILLIONS of followers was totally disgusting. It’s obvious, without any uncertainty, whatsoever, that the media is controlled by sinister government agencies and its operatives and that they are all agents of the democrats and their party !
    They were all part of a misinformation campaign, propaganda & gas lighting against the truth.
    Their goal was to invalidate Trump, his millions of followers & decent patriotic Americans.
    If it were not for the Senate being majority Republican, the witch of San Francisco , Nancy Pelosi, Hillary & the other corrupt players would have succeeded in impeaching Trump, the President out of office !
    Under Biden the country is no longer a Republic or democratic and is sadly falling down, and so many other Countries, and people have lost all the respect that they previously had for the USA. !
    The DOJ, the FBI and many other institutions
    need to be completely revamped, and corrected unless we want to go down the path of a Banana Republic, and Socialist Dictatorship, as we have lost SO MANY of our freedoms, that had made America so Great !
    Hillary Clinton and her co conspirators will forever live in infamy ! And I havened even touched on the 2012 Benghazi attack resulting in the deaths of the United States Ambassador to Libya Christopher Stevens and U.S. Foreign Service Information Management Officer Sean Smith, and killing two CIA contractors Tyrone S. Woods and Glen Doherty, and wounding ten others
    May God protect freedoms, and the United States Constitution, which was so wisely written to prevent tyranny of government against its people.
    May God bless America !

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    1. At one time, people wouldn't believe the subterfuge of members of the government. That's changing, and people are becoming fed up.

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