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Sunday, May 31, 2015

Bicyclist Breaks His Leg

The following photo is of an important political person that broke their leg while riding a bicycle. If you look closely, you can see his helmet right before it short circuited, and caused the wreck that broke his leg.


I'm thinking his handlers should reconsider the size of their control module, and lower the voltage. Such errors in design can lead to strange thinking and bizarre behavior.
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  1. VickiMay 31, 2015 at 11:32 PM

    Chuckle, snort. Not so much that the guy broke his leg, but at the look of that gear. Sort of like it was taken from a really bad science fiction movie. Embarrassing, really.

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  2. DaBladeJune 1, 2015 at 5:15 AM

    Embarrassing. Good word for him, Vicki. I never thought he would be able to top that ridiculous photo of him in the 'bunny suit'. Looking at the huge helmet's shape, I think he's wearing it wrong. Shouldn't that thing go on his chin?

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  3. CoffeypotJune 1, 2015 at 8:44 AM

    It's a shame it wasn't his neck.

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